"SPAAAAARTA!" Man, that never gets old

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remix17 and I were discussing this clip from the "300" movie:

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remix17: omg xerxes isn't blinking D=
mississippienne: hes a god, biotch! gods dont blink!
mississippienne: they have slaves to blink for them!!!
remix17: he also has silky smooth skin
remix17: like a baby
mississippienne: yesssss
mississippienne: and hes like 8 feet tall
remix17: he's all "bask in my glow"
mississippienne: the real xerxes really was loony tunes
mississippienne: herodotus, the ancient greek historian, tells of an incident where one of xerxes' bridges was destroyed in a storm
mississippienne: so xerxes had the ocean lashed to punish it
mississippienne: he LASHED THE OCEAN
remix17: ....
remix17: that is brilliant
remix17: xerxes is so zemo
mississippienne: he is!
mississippienne: thats why i love him
mississippienne: hes totally my type
mississippienne: of, uh, fictional character
mississippienne: also, check out how when xerxes goes in for the vaguely gay shoulder rub, leonidas just stands there, as though waiting for a massage
mississippienne: *giggles*
remix17: "mmmm fighting is so tiring..."
remix17: omg he does
remix17: he was all expecting it
mississippienne: "xerxes' jewelry... so sparkly... hypnotized..."
remix17: look at leoni...leo...whoever!
remix17: omg his acting
remix17: so contrived
mississippienne: awwwz
mississippienne: i heart leonidas
mississippienne: hes adorkable. hes this badass warrior king but he jokes and fools around and gets massages from 8-foot-tall god-kings and makes funny faces
mississippienne: and his abs! his pecs! his, ah, presence!
remix17: i like his cape
remix17: it looks really comfy
mississippienne: its his pimp cape
remix17: "ITS HARD OUT HERE FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAA"

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It's the beard. It's manly yet reserved, thus quietly erotic.