I am Queen of the Crab People!
May. 26th, 2007 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreMe and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ang_band (formerly Remix) discussing horseshoe crabs, natural selection, and why I'd make an excellent undersea monarch.
mississippienne (8:31:18 PM): no octopuses. i have seen horseshoe crabs
ang_band (8:31:06 PM): they're my fave animal
mississippienne (8:31:41 PM): i found one laying on his back. so i rolled him over and he crawled back down to the water
mississippienne (8:31:49 PM): it was totally epic. there should be a movie
mississippienne (8:35:45 PM): the horseshoe crabs are supposed to be in florida, not here. these prob got lost
ang_band (8:35:47 PM): they were all finding nemo and stuff
mississippienne (8:36:11 PM): i'm not sure HOW they know where they're going
ang_band (8:36:13 PM): either that or we're watching natural selection at work
ang_band (8:36:18 PM): which means you upset the NATURAL ORDER and the world just got dumber
ang_band (8:36:48 PM): you prolly saved the Larry the Cableguy Horshoe Crab!
ang_band (8:36:54 PM): "hehe, thanks! git 'r' done!"
ang_band (8:37:28 PM): OR
ang_band (8:37:32 PM): it was a king horshoe crab
ang_band (8:37:35 PM): who had to make a detour
ang_band (8:37:46 PM): because Vespian the EVIL crab was PLOTTING AGAINST HIM
ang_band (8:37:49 PM): he's in exile
ang_band (8:37:53 PM): when he regains the throne
ang_band (8:37:57 PM): he'll remember you!
mississippienne (8:38:20 PM): he's the namor of crabs!
mississippienne (8:38:22 PM): OMFG
mississippienne (8:38:25 PM): i can be his queen!
ang_band (8:38:22 PM): and finally unite our two kingdoms!
mississippienne (8:39:27 PM): a giant clam shell will appear in new york harbor, supported by teeming masses of crabs
ang_band (8:39:12 PM): XD
mississippienne (8:39:54 PM): the shell opens to reveal me, clad in bracelets scavenged from shipwrecks, and a tasteful skirt made of seaweed
mississippienne (8:40:15 PM): "i am jessica, queen of the crab kingdom! humanity has befouled our ocean for the last time!"
mississippienne (8:40:23 PM): crabs snap their claws menacingly
ang_band (8:40:16 PM): I just want you to know
ang_band (8:40:21 PM): i've always thought you were lovely.
ang_band (8:40:23 PM): and queen material
ang_band (8:40:25 PM): also, i like water
mississippienne (8:40:51 PM): when the revolution comes, you will be spared
ang_band (8:40:55 PM): can i have an octopus husband? you know, a duke or something? nothing fancy
mississippienne (8:41:39 PM): you can have a calamari
mississippienne (8:41:50 PM): they're sexy!
ang_band (8:41:55 PM): eight arms
ang_band (8:41:58 PM): all im saying
ang_band (8:42:52 PM): a hundred manga cant be wrong!
ang_band (formerly Remix) discussing horseshoe crabs, natural selection, and why I'd make an excellent undersea monarch.mississippienne (8:31:18 PM): no octopuses. i have seen horseshoe crabsang_band (8:31:06 PM): they're my fave animalmississippienne (8:31:41 PM): i found one laying on his back. so i rolled him over and he crawled back down to the watermississippienne (8:31:49 PM): it was totally epic. there should be a moviemississippienne (8:35:45 PM): the horseshoe crabs are supposed to be in florida, not here. these prob got lostang_band (8:35:47 PM): they were all finding nemo and stuffmississippienne (8:36:11 PM): i'm not sure HOW they know where they're goingang_band (8:36:13 PM): either that or we're watching natural selection at workang_band (8:36:18 PM): which means you upset the NATURAL ORDER and the world just got dumber ang_band (8:36:48 PM): you prolly saved the Larry the Cableguy Horshoe Crab!ang_band (8:36:54 PM): "hehe, thanks! git 'r' done!"ang_band (8:37:28 PM): ORang_band (8:37:32 PM): it was a king horshoe crabang_band (8:37:35 PM): who had to make a detourang_band (8:37:46 PM): because Vespian the EVIL crab was PLOTTING AGAINST HIMang_band (8:37:49 PM): he's in exileang_band (8:37:53 PM): when he regains the throneang_band (8:37:57 PM): he'll remember you!mississippienne (8:38:20 PM): he's the namor of crabs!mississippienne (8:38:22 PM): OMFGmississippienne (8:38:25 PM): i can be his queen!ang_band (8:38:22 PM): and finally unite our two kingdoms!mississippienne (8:39:27 PM): a giant clam shell will appear in new york harbor, supported by teeming masses of crabsang_band (8:39:12 PM): XDmississippienne (8:39:54 PM): the shell opens to reveal me, clad in bracelets scavenged from shipwrecks, and a tasteful skirt made of seaweedmississippienne (8:40:15 PM): "i am jessica, queen of the crab kingdom! humanity has befouled our ocean for the last time!"mississippienne (8:40:23 PM): crabs snap their claws menacinglyang_band (8:40:16 PM): I just want you to knowang_band (8:40:21 PM): i've always thought you were lovely.ang_band (8:40:23 PM): and queen materialang_band (8:40:25 PM): also, i like watermississippienne (8:40:51 PM): when the revolution comes, you will be sparedang_band (8:40:55 PM): can i have an octopus husband? you know, a duke or something? nothing fancymississippienne (8:41:39 PM): you can have a calamarimississippienne (8:41:50 PM): they're sexy!ang_band (8:41:55 PM): eight armsang_band (8:41:58 PM): all im sayingang_band (8:42:52 PM): a hundred manga cant be wrong!(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2007-05-27 05:48 am (UTC)OH YES THEY CAN.
Also, BAHAHAHAHA.
Re: Avatars, get 'em while they're avatars
Date: 2007-05-30 09:47 pm (UTC)