This could drive me to drink....
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transemacabreMarvel.com solicits, circa 2014...
THUNDERBOLTS #201
Written by Kevin Smith, art by the Dodsons
This month, in a stunning turn to REALISM, everyone gets RAPED! You heard us right, True Believers. RAPE! Zemo is raped, Fixer is raped, Moonstone is raped, MACH-XVIII is raped, Songbird is raped, Atlas is raped. Leila Davis and Hawkeye come back from the dead and then they get raped, too. RAPE RAPE RAPE. We're gritty! We're realistic! Excelsior!!
CABLE & DEADPOOL #128
Art and plot by Rob Liefield
Cable breaks into SHIELD headquarters, where he finds the BIGGEST F*CKING GUN HE HAS EVER SEEN! Meanwhile, can Deadpool stop the menace of Arnim Zola and his army of genetically-engineered cloned zombie Carnies from destroying Idaho? Idaho, hah! Get it, I-da-ho? We crack us up. Plus: special guest-stars KISS!
MOON KNIGHT #5 (vol. 22)
Written by Bendis! Art by Bendis!'s six-year-old niece, Holly
Moon Knight beats up some ninjas and stuff. He goes to talk to hisbeard girlfriend, and they make out. Or not. The god Khonshu appears with a SHOCKING REVELATION. Still, no one cares.
WOLVERINE #141
Written by some fanboy, art by some fanboy.
Logan singlehandedly takes takes on the combined forces of NATO, SHIELD, HYDRA, and some other acronyms, and WINS. Afterwards, he has a big orgy with the Invisible Woman, the Wasp, She-Hulk, Storm, and oddly, Moon Knight. Then he beats up Cyclops, because Cyclops is a LOSER and Logan is THE MAN. Remember when Logan used to be an awesome character instead of an overrated joke? Naw, neither do we.
THUNDERBOLTS #201
Written by Kevin Smith, art by the Dodsons
This month, in a stunning turn to REALISM, everyone gets RAPED! You heard us right, True Believers. RAPE! Zemo is raped, Fixer is raped, Moonstone is raped, MACH-XVIII is raped, Songbird is raped, Atlas is raped. Leila Davis and Hawkeye come back from the dead and then they get raped, too. RAPE RAPE RAPE. We're gritty! We're realistic! Excelsior!!
CABLE & DEADPOOL #128
Art and plot by Rob Liefield
Cable breaks into SHIELD headquarters, where he finds the BIGGEST F*CKING GUN HE HAS EVER SEEN! Meanwhile, can Deadpool stop the menace of Arnim Zola and his army of genetically-engineered cloned zombie Carnies from destroying Idaho? Idaho, hah! Get it, I-da-ho? We crack us up. Plus: special guest-stars KISS!
MOON KNIGHT #5 (vol. 22)
Written by Bendis! Art by Bendis!'s six-year-old niece, Holly
Moon Knight beats up some ninjas and stuff. He goes to talk to his
WOLVERINE #141
Written by some fanboy, art by some fanboy.
Logan singlehandedly takes takes on the combined forces of NATO, SHIELD, HYDRA, and some other acronyms, and WINS. Afterwards, he has a big orgy with the Invisible Woman, the Wasp, She-Hulk, Storm, and oddly, Moon Knight. Then he beats up Cyclops, because Cyclops is a LOSER and Logan is THE MAN. Remember when Logan used to be an awesome character instead of an overrated joke? Naw, neither do we.
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Date: 2006-04-28 03:54 am (UTC)Writen by Angst Lovers
Cable and Deadpool fight zombies, vampires and the Xmen (again). Will they admit their true feelings to each other? Does mankinds saviour have time to be in love with a near moraless Merc? Will the hints Irene dropped to both of them finally registor?