Daken is a video vixen (and Eli Roth is a dirty boy)

[transemacabre]

Okay, first of all I am a day late and a dollar short, but fuck it, I've been doing important shit like ~SAVING THE WORLD~ and I can't be expected to follow fandom's every fart. But the ONTD/Eli Roth saga is better than anything in the tabloids, for real-real. The fangirls are ripping each other apart over accusations of slutdom, and now Omar Doom has gotten into it by admitting he'd love to see photos of pert fangirl breasticles, too.

Oh God, say it isn't so! OF COURSE Roth and Doom love the attention. They've probably both been dreaming about hundreds of girls sending them naughty photos since their voices starting breaking. They're horny dudes. It's like being mad at a dog for licking it's balls. IMHO, the fangirls either need to OWN THIS SHIT ("hell yeah I cyber'd the hell out of the Bear Jew") or STFU.

In completely unrelated news, Daken has been sighted in a Japanese music video. I bet he didn't even audition or anything, he just wandered on set and made everyone molest him with his pheromone powers. Also, BLING BLING LIZARD.

Comments

[rulethirtyfour.livejournal.com]

[strawberispring.livejournal.com]

You know, Daken housing a Japanese rap video in his pants make scary kinds of sense.

[manicr.livejournal.com]

I does, doesn't it?

[toggy.livejournal.com]

HELL YEAH I WOULD CYBER THE HELL OUT OF ELI ROTH. And lol, I asked Omar Doom if he'd act in a porno that I want to direct.

DAKEN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GET OUT OF THERE. WE THOUGHT YOU PREFERRED EUROBEAT.