transemacabre | The Howletts, the Banners, and the Simpsons (AIM convo with strawberispring)

Mississippienne: dakens all "i just wanted to see if you're everything they said you were" as he and skaar gaze into each others eyes, backlit by the sun
suzy trackmarks: Too bad Skaar's just, like, an episode of To Catch a Predator

Mississippienne: also LOL daken uses his daddys head for a shield
suzy trackmarks: at which point Logan becomes Homer Simpson
suzy trackmarks: WHY YOU LITTLE
Mississippienne: D'OH
Mississippienne: as daken zooms away on his skateboard
suzy trackmarks: I kind of want Simpson-style fanart of Logan strangling Daken now
Mississippienne: omg and x23 is lisa. ARGH I CANT UN-SEE IT
suzy trackmarks: oh God yes. Laura, Lisa...pretty similar. It gets Daken to stop, though.
Mississippienne: also, the leader is all pedobear in this
Mississippienne: "go ahead bruce, bond with that magnificent son of yours!"
Mississippienne: wtf. whats next? "take him for walks in the park, cook pancakes and bacon, bathe in sparkling mountain springs with that young adonis -- one day, he will belong to... THE LEADER!"
suzy trackmarks: I just pictured Bruce and Skaar all ^__^ and splashing each other in a pool
Mississippienne: while the leader watches, thru his binoculars. from across the street. in his skeevy motel room. in his underwear. "soon, the leader strikes! mmm, the water glistening on his chesticles... yes, i covet your... power."
suzy trackmarks: The Leader is now the pervert on Family Guy
suzy trackmarks: I declare it canon