transemacabre | Daken makes anything better! (AIM with strawberispring)

[00:13] Mississippienne: hey yknow that game where you include the predator in the plot of any movie and make it more awesome? we should do that with daken
[00:13] strawberispring: ...i agree
[00:14] Mississippienne: sleepless in seattle. meg ryan and tom hanks yearn for each other. daken fucks them both.
[00:14] strawberispring: face/off. nicholas cage and john travolta switch faces. daken fucks them both.
[00:15] Mississippienne: labyrinth. david bowie takes teenage jennifer connelly to the enchanted world of the labyrinth. daken fucks them both.
[00:15] strawberispring: mamma mia. girl invites her three prospective fathers to her wedding without telling her mother. daken fucks them all
[00:17] Mississippienne: inglorious basterds. brad pitt leads rag-tag group of nazi-killers to assassinate hitler. daken fucks them all.
[00:17] strawberispring: the goonies. a young sean astin leads a group of rag-tag kids in search of pirate gold to save their soon to be demolished neighborhood. daken fucks them all except chunk
[00:19] Mississippienne: halloween. jamie lee curtis is menaced by her serial killer brother. daken fucks them both.
[00:20] strawberispring: the breakfast club. molly ringwald and co. have to spend a saturday in detention and learn not to let social circles dictate their lives. daken fucks them all
[00:22] Mississippienne: little nicky. devil prince adam sandler romances patricia arquette while trying to stop the nefarious plans of his evil half-brothers. daken fucks them all.
[00:22] Mississippienne: ...while eating popeyes chicken
[00:24] strawberispring: mighty ducks. emilio estevez coaches a team of rag-tag kids (including joshua jackson) to win the peewee hockey tournament. daken fucks them all
[00:24] strawberispring: and scores the winning goal
[00:24] Mississippienne: with his pants down