transemacabre | (no subject)

So I'm a damned atheist, but if it turns out I'm wrong, I'd totally love to get to the Pearly Gates only to see a fly lowrider pumping phat beats pull up, with Crazy Yolandas throwin' they titties against the windshield. Then an urban black youth gets out and announces, "Yo, I'm God." All the other dead people with me would be aghast, saying, "But... but how can you be black?" And then He replies, "'Cause I'm GOD, bitches! I do what I want!"

Tell me that wouldn't be the most awesome thing ever.