Jeremy Renner-Colin Farrell connection (plus bonus ScarJo-Natalie Portman)

[transemacabre]

HAHA I totally forgot about this movie! And to think I saw SWAT in theaters when it came out, and never realized until today that Colin Farrell (Bullseye) and Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) are onscreen together. Look how babyfaced Renner is, and thrill to Farrell's terrible American accent.

Speaking of unexpected pairings, check out the intense LesYay between Natalie Portman (Jane Foster) and Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) in this interview. Kind of makes me want Jane/Natasha fic, notgonnalie.

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[lokifan]

WHOA LES YAY.

Also, focus on female-female relationships in Hollywood, so rare and so glorious. I hope they get a bit of scene together in Avengers: my favourite thing to come out of the Thor/Jane romance in the film is the Jane/Darcy femmeslash.

Also the Sif/Darcy femmeslash. GIVE ME MOAR FEMMESLASH, is what I'm saying here.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Just LOOK at how Scarlett stares at her through that interview! Is it just me, or is she licking her lips? And at about 0:32, ScarJo seems to be holding herself back from jumping Natalie's bones right then and there.

Since Natalie has a man and a baby, I feel guilty tinhatting her and Scarlett, so I will quietly ship Natasha/Jane instead.

[perletwo.livejournal.com]

mmm mmmm mmm, that locker room scene, thank you for that. :D Sometimes I think JR kind of looks (and sounds) like an edgier Elijah Wood. There is NOTHING WRONG with this concept. Especially if he can put across kiss-me-you-fool HoYay! like in that locker room scene. Yum.

Natalie and ScarJo are starting porn bunnies running through my brain...

ScarJo/Natalie

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Super-sekrit hookup on The Other Boleyn Girl set: Y/Y?

Re: ScarJo/Natalie

[perletwo.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yeah. What's the point of having those fancy fancy star trailers if you can't...entertain? ;-P

Plus, Other Boleyn Girl = corsets/fancy vintage lingerie. yiiikes.

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

I can't unsee what you said about Elijah and Jeremy! They need to be cast as brothers someday.

[perletwo.livejournal.com]

IKR? even their vocal ranges are similar - listen to the "whuh - what do you mean" line in the locker room clip. JR for the older brother, I think. Someday they'll get around to making a movie of Simon & Simon and we've got the leads all worked out. :-)