Have you hugged your porn star today?
Nov. 5th, 2011 05:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transemacabreAn updated collection of tweets and quotes from my favoritist sex-and-food-obsessed porn star, James Deen. I think he's hilarious and plus, he refuses to do porn scenes that he finds too "rapey". What's not to love? Uh, I guess this should go without saying, but as he's a porn star, his website and Twitter are in no way safe for work. Head's up, y'all.
James asks the important questions.
if porn was so bad then why would there be so many nuns and school girls in it????
I was so angry then the woman at quiznos gave me a free soda and a hug. Have you hugged your porn star today?
Can you order pizza to where you are sitting in traffic.
Why the fuck do triscuits get my dick hard
He models the importance of regular medical checkups.
My doctor told me that sex doesn't count as working out.... I don't think my doctor knows how to properly have sex
I feel ya Jimmy, I feel ya.
I am watching 300 on tv... when are these dudes gonna start banging eachother???? WORST GAY PORN EVER!!!!!
He enjoys good, clean fun!
I want to get some bottles and go break them in a parking lot...then politely sweep up my mess and dispose of it correctly
James supports safe sex.
If you can get a damn chimpanzee to fuck you then you can convince the thing to wear a condom
As a bonus, I discovered this list of common triggers while making a list of everything I will warn for in my fanfics. This list, from the Kyriarchy and Priviledge 101 blog, includes such things as "snakes", "insects", and "slimy things" alongside common triggers such as suicide and rape. I have to say, I think it's sad how the word 'trigger' has become synonymous with squick.
James asks the important questions.
if porn was so bad then why would there be so many nuns and school girls in it????
I was so angry then the woman at quiznos gave me a free soda and a hug. Have you hugged your porn star today?
Can you order pizza to where you are sitting in traffic.
Why the fuck do triscuits get my dick hard
He models the importance of regular medical checkups.
My doctor told me that sex doesn't count as working out.... I don't think my doctor knows how to properly have sex
I feel ya Jimmy, I feel ya.
I am watching 300 on tv... when are these dudes gonna start banging eachother???? WORST GAY PORN EVER!!!!!
He enjoys good, clean fun!
I want to get some bottles and go break them in a parking lot...then politely sweep up my mess and dispose of it correctly
James supports safe sex.
If you can get a damn chimpanzee to fuck you then you can convince the thing to wear a condom
As a bonus, I discovered this list of common triggers while making a list of everything I will warn for in my fanfics. This list, from the Kyriarchy and Priviledge 101 blog, includes such things as "snakes", "insects", and "slimy things" alongside common triggers such as suicide and rape. I have to say, I think it's sad how the word 'trigger' has become synonymous with squick.
