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[transemacabre]

This article on Childfreers might be one of the most awesomely funny things I have seen yet on the 'Net.

Moos can only dream of their children growing up to become bitter, angry jerks who hate their parents and spend their time on livejournal.

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[kali921.livejournal.com]

I haven't had any animal protein except by accident in the last ten years. The "accident" involved a first date at a Burmese restaurant and being served a pork samosa by a well meaning but sadly mistaken waiter, and ended in me being green for a few days and forever associating the guy I was out with henceforth with acute nausea and falling off the wagon.

I'm a vegan for both health and moral reasons.

I do love plants. I'm deeply into botany. I love planting them, raising them, and KILLING THEM AHAHAHAAHAH!

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

Remember Mantis, the Avenger and Celestial Madonna who got knocked up by the plant-dude from the Cotati race? Everytime you bite into one of your succulent vegetable dishes, I want you to think about what you've done. YOU'RE EATING MANTIS' BABY DADDY.