Supervillain Personals

[transemacabre]

PHEAR my Hellstrom layout. Just in time for Halloween!


By myself and caia_comica

SWF seeks submissive males for companionship and assistance in destroying the world. Must appreciate green hair and commanding women. Lack of earthly attachments a plus.

SWM seeks woman of pure Aryan blood for world-conquering, dynasty formation, and annoying Captain America.

Looking for electrifying romance? Tired of the same old dim bulbs? Call Max at 555-6346 to light up the night!

SB seeks herald, any species, for exploration. Must love travel, surfing.

SM seeks woman of strong mutant breeding stock for mad science, genetic manipulation. Summers blood a plus.

SFWM seeks petite Asian female named Vanessa. Rewards given for information leading to her location. Serious inquiries only; all others punished severly.

DOOM seeks no one, for there is no intellect on earth worthy of DOOM's love and companionship. Do you hear me Richards? DOOM NEEDS NO ONE!

SRM seeks RF for motherly robot lovin'. Ultron models a plus. Must enjoy fighting Avengers.

STTM seeks LTR, world-conquering, with like-minded person, or Ant-Man's comely 14-year-old daughter. Must have open-mind for fashion, interest in world history.

SRM seeks RM or CM for team-up, possible LTR. Interests include world-conquering, inventing, killing people, and sexy robot lovin'. Serious inquiries only.

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In case you didn't figure it out...

First one is Viper.

Second is Red Skull.

Third is Electro.

Fourth is Galactus.

Fifth is Mister Sinister.

Sixth is Kingpin.

Seventh is Doctor Doom.

Eighth is Ultron.

Ninth is Kang.

Tenth is Machinesmith.

Comments

[lokasenna.livejournal.com]

It'd be pretty cool--- you know--- if you could see it from behind your entries. :-/

[transemacabre.livejournal.com]

I like my layout just fine the way it is.

[lokasenna.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't get me wrong. I didn't mean to sound rude, so I apologize if I came off that way. It just looks like a really awesome background pic, and certainly one of Daimon I've never seen, but it's just tough to see is all. Kind of have to scroll up and down to sneak glimpses.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__marcelo/]

DOOM seeks no one, for there is no intellect on earth worthy of DOOM's love and companionship. Do you hear me Richards? DOOM NEEDS NO ONE!

*DIES* *A LOT*

[strangepowers.livejournal.com]

*DOES SO ALSO*

[remix17.livejournal.com]

You know what would be funny? Some poor bastard hero doesn't realize that they're villains, and makes a serious inquiry. DOUBLE BONUS FUNNY if Cpatain America arrives at a hotel, opens the door to see Zemo, who promtly comes to his senses and gets the jump on him XD.

Or if Cap arrives to find that Diamondback as already taken up Zemo's offer. XD

[skalja.livejournal.com]

Hey - now that I'm clear of my RL issues, I was just wondering - do you have an e-mail so we can talk about the fic-fest thing (if you're still interested)? I'm really sorry for just disappearing like that! Can fill you in a bit more later, but I realized I didn't know how to contact you privately except via AIM, and I haven't seen you, so.

Hope you're well!