transemacabre | Supervillain Personals

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SWF seeks submissive males for companionship and assistance in destroying the world. Must appreciate green hair and commanding women. Lack of earthly attachments a plus.

SWM seeks woman of pure Aryan blood for world-conquering, dynasty formation, and annoying Captain America.

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SB seeks herald, any species, for exploration. Must love travel, surfing.

SM seeks woman of strong mutant breeding stock for mad science, genetic manipulation. Summers blood a plus.

SFWM seeks petite Asian female named Vanessa. Rewards given for information leading to her location. Serious inquiries only; all others punished severly.

DOOM seeks no one, for there is no intellect on earth worthy of DOOM's love and companionship. Do you hear me Richards? DOOM NEEDS NO ONE!

SRM seeks RF for motherly robot lovin'. Ultron models a plus. Must enjoy fighting Avengers.

STTM seeks LTR, world-conquering, with like-minded person, or Ant-Man's comely 14-year-old daughter. Must have open-mind for fashion, interest in world history.

SRM seeks RM or CM for team-up, possible LTR. Interests include world-conquering, inventing, killing people, and sexy robot lovin'. Serious inquiries only.

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In case you didn't figure it out...

First one is Viper.

Second is Red Skull.

Third is Electro.

Fourth is Galactus.

Fifth is Mister Sinister.

Sixth is Kingpin.

Seventh is Doctor Doom.

Eighth is Ultron.

Ninth is Kang.

Tenth is Machinesmith.